Asean Tour Guide: DATO SRI PROFESSOR MAJOR DR EDMUND GOH HOSTED DELICIOUS DINNER AT SPRING GARDEN BY TAI THONG IN SURIA KLCC TO CELEBRATE REN RI OR 'EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY'. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO AROUND 7000 BC THE GREAT GODDESS NUWA LIVED IN SOLITARY SPLENDOUR ON EARTH DEVOID OF HUMANS SO SHE DECIDED TO BREATHE LIFE INTO STATUES OF MUD AND CLAY MIXTURE FROM THE YELLOW BANKS OF YANG TSE KIANG RIVER. THE YELLOWY FIGURINES CAME INTO LIFE HENCE WE CHINESE ARE SAID TO BE THE GREAT YELLOW RACE SINCE OUR SKIN RESEMBLE THE COLORS OF YANG TZE KIANG RIVER BANKS. NUWA WAS PLEASED WITH HER RESULTS AND DECIDED TO POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HUMANS. SHE TOOK A POLE AND THRASHED AND CHURNED THE YELLOWY EARTH AND DIPPED THEM INTO THE YANG TZE KIANG TO BRING THEM TO LIFE. THE FIRST BATCH WHICH SHE HANDMADE WITH HER OWN FINGERS WERE THE EMPERORS (SONS OF HEAVEN) FOLLOWED BY THE NOBILITY, ARISTOCRACY AND RULING CLASS WHILE THE MASS PRODUCED ONES WERE THE TRADESPEOPLE, MERCANTILE GROUPS, CRAFTSMEN AND ARTISTS WHILE THE LAST BATCH WERE THE SERVANTS AND LOWER CLASS FOLKS AS NOT ALL THE CLAY FIGURINES WERE EVENLY MADE. THE DIVINE ANCESTORS OF DATO SRI EDMUND GOH AND MYSELF WERE MADE BY THE FINGERS OF NUWA WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO THEM WHICH EXPLAINS WHY WE ARE TODAY STILL THE BEST SPECIMENS OF THE HUMAN RACE!

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

DATO SRI PROFESSOR MAJOR DR EDMUND GOH HOSTED DELICIOUS DINNER AT SPRING GARDEN BY TAI THONG IN SURIA KLCC TO CELEBRATE REN RI OR 'EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY'. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO AROUND 7000 BC THE GREAT GODDESS NUWA LIVED IN SOLITARY SPLENDOUR ON EARTH DEVOID OF HUMANS SO SHE DECIDED TO BREATHE LIFE INTO STATUES OF MUD AND CLAY MIXTURE FROM THE YELLOW BANKS OF YANG TSE KIANG RIVER. THE YELLOWY FIGURINES CAME INTO LIFE HENCE WE CHINESE ARE SAID TO BE THE GREAT YELLOW RACE SINCE OUR SKIN RESEMBLE THE COLORS OF YANG TZE KIANG RIVER BANKS. NUWA WAS PLEASED WITH HER RESULTS AND DECIDED TO POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HUMANS. SHE TOOK A POLE AND THRASHED AND CHURNED THE YELLOWY EARTH AND DIPPED THEM INTO THE YANG TZE KIANG TO BRING THEM TO LIFE. THE FIRST BATCH WHICH SHE HANDMADE WITH HER OWN FINGERS WERE THE EMPERORS (SONS OF HEAVEN) FOLLOWED BY THE NOBILITY, ARISTOCRACY AND RULING CLASS WHILE THE MASS PRODUCED ONES WERE THE TRADESPEOPLE, MERCANTILE GROUPS, CRAFTSMEN AND ARTISTS WHILE THE LAST BATCH WERE THE SERVANTS AND LOWER CLASS FOLKS AS NOT ALL THE CLAY FIGURINES WERE EVENLY MADE. THE DIVINE ANCESTORS OF DATO SRI EDMUND GOH AND MYSELF WERE MADE BY THE FINGERS OF NUWA WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO THEM WHICH EXPLAINS WHY WE ARE TODAY STILL THE BEST SPECIMENS OF THE HUMAN RACE!

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DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND DATO SRI EDMUND GOH ARE THE BEST LIVING EXAMPLES OF THE FIRST HUMANS PERSONALLY HAND MADE BY THE FINGERS OF NUWA THE GREAT GODDESS OF CREATION WHO THEN BREATHED LIFE INTO THEM WHO PRODUCED GENERATIONS OF DIVINE BEINGS UNTIL TO THIS DAY IN 2020. THIS FIRST BATCH WERE FOLLOWED BY SUCCESSIVE GROUPS WHO BECAME MORE MASS PRODUCED.

DATOS RI DMUDN GOH AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE CUTTING THE UNIVERSAL BIRTHDAY CAKE AS THIS WAS REN RI OR 'EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY'. THE FIRST TWO HUMANS CREATED BY NUWA WERE THE ANCESTORS OF DATO SRI EDMUND GOH AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE WHO BECAME THE FIRST SUPERIOR HUMANS AS IS REPRESENTED TODAY BY THIS PERFECT PAIR. KERWEI LAIPING OR NOT

DATO SRI EDMUND GOH

CJENNY TAM, CRISMOND CHOW, YANG YANG (DUNNO WHY HIS PARENTS CALL HIM THIS NAME AS IT SOUNDS LIKE A PANDA BEAR), DATIN SRI CHRIS CHEOK, HOST WITH MOST DATO SRI PROFESSOR DR MAJOR EDMUND GOH AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE THE GLAMINGO FLAMINGO KING