Love, Lust and Marriage

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.LOVE - When *ntercourse is called "making love."'LUST - When *ntercourse is called "scr*wing."MARRIAGE - When *ntercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.LUST - When you argue over who gets